Poetry Pleases: Odd Job Man
If you need an odd job man just call Stan, says Renee Lowe. But make sure you have the kettle on!
If you need an odd job man, call me.
I知 Stan and I have a little white van.
I値l mow your lawn, fix your roof, paint your fence,
Shift your rubbish to remove the stench.
No job is too small;
I値l help you with pleasure.
Just call me Stan with the little white van.
I値l give you a lift if you want,
Drive from here to there,
Collect your luggage and children for free,
Anything to help.
Call me. I知 Stan and I have a little white van.
I love to garden, even put your curlers in,
Bake a cake for you for good measure
If that痴 all you want.
I値l clean your car
And chop down that tree.
Oh yes! And before I forget,
I take two sugars in my tea.
