Here's Alison: Mum's Diet
A friend on a diet... A teenage son who wants a cuddly mum... Ready ingredients for Alison Ross's versifying talents.
Is that a cheek-bone Mum
Upon your face I see?
I know you’re on a diet
But it’s just too much for me.
I do not want a skinny Mum
With bones and angles, all
I like you to be cuddly
As you were when I was small.
So have another helping
And eat another cake
I am your son, I love you Mum
Eat up for goodness sake!
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