Here's Alison: Reindeer Landing
Oh dear. Fancy being on the loo when Santa's sleigh lands on your roof. Alison Ross tells of an embarrassing situation.
All of the month of December
And I’m telling you the truth
I listened and listened for Santas’ sleigh
Landing on our roof.
And then one night it happened
When I was on the loo
I heard the Reindeer landing
Oh gosh, what will I do?
Then Santa knocked at the door
I couldn’t make a peep!
Cause Mum says he don’t leave no toys
To kids who aren’t asleep!
Mum was hanging out the wash
And I was awfully scared.
I had to finish on the loo
And get right back to bed!
Then the toilet roll dropped down the hole
I couldn’t wipe my bum
The paper was all wet
Oh please, please help me Mum!
Then Santa knocked again,
And I couldn’t stop the tears
He’ll never leave me anything
For years and years and years!
