Dr Ron's Laughter Clinic: But, please...no beer!
Ah, the consequences of drinking beer.
Ron Pataky presents an unladylike poem.
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Her Mother Taught Her to Order Like a Lady
Brandy's fine...
Perhaps some wine...
Oh my, where should I start?
Some Christmas cheer?
But, please...no beer!
(Pilsner makes me fart!)
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