Fast Fiction: Cornered
Richard Mallinson tells a tale concerning the oldest game in the world.
'Now you're cornered,' I said, 'there's no escape.'
'Well, perhaps I don't mind being cornered by you,' she said.
'I'm flattered.'
'Don't be too flattered, there's not much competition here.'
'You mean nobody as rich?'
'Are you rich? I didn't know.'
'Well, never mind.'
'Aren't you going to make me laugh?' she asked.
'Can't I be serious?'
'You can try but that may still make me laugh.'
'Do you always play this game?'
'It's not a game, it's the way I get to know men.'
'And what happens when you've got to know them?'
'I take what they have to offer and move on.'
'Is that what you'll do to me?' I asked.
'Of course. Now may I have another drink? My name is Sybil, by the way.'
'And mine is -'
'Oh, I know yours.'
'But I thought - '
'What did you think?'
'I thought you said you didn't know I was rich.'
That's right, I didn't know you were rich. But I knew your name - so I should have guessed that you were rich, shouldn't I?'
'Yes, that follows . . . Are you bored?'
'No, not yet. But I will be at some stage . .. Now are you going to get me that drink or not? Some men would have been there and back already .. . And you still haven't made me laugh . . . When are you going to make me laugh?'
