Dr Ron's Laughter Clinic: No Milk Today
Those farmers know how to get the better of city slickers, as Ron Pataky's rhyme reveals.
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No Milk Today, Slickeroo...But Her Pressure's Tip-Top!
A slicker from the city
Saw a farmer 'neath a cow
With a bucket
On the gentle green of Cheshire
He asked him, "Are you milking??"
And the farmer grinned, "Not now...
Twice a day
I like to check her pressure!"
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