Fast Fiction: As Long As It Takes
…'Come in,' said Calvert. 'Did anybody see you? Did you speak to anybody?'
'Yes, there was a friendly old chap back there, down the hill.'
'Friendly? You mustn't trust anybody around here.'…
But just how unfriendly are the locals? Richard Mallinson tells a sinister tale.
'Up the ill, turn roit at the top an there you be,' said the old man.
I thanked him and drove on. Having parked, I knocked.
'Come in,' said Calvert. 'Did anybody see you? Did you speak to anybody?'
'Yes, there was a friendly old chap back there, down the hill.'
'Friendly? You mustn't trust anybody around here.'
I stared at his sallow face and straggly hair. 'If you dislike it so much,' I said, 'why do you stay?'
He stared back at me. 'I'll stay,' he said, 'for as long as it takes.'
*
Over dinner he told me he'd gone to live there after losing his job in the City. 'And now I work from home.'
('Doing what?' I didn't ask.)
'But why here, in this village?' I asked.
'Because it's where my sister lived ... in this very house.'
'Lived?'
'Yes, she's gone now . . . they did her in, you know.'
'No!. .. What do you mean, did her in? Who did her in?'
'Never you mind . . . I'll sort the bastards out.'
*
Having decided not to stay the night, I drove back down the hill and parked at the village pub. I went in and saw the old man I'd met earlier.
'Did you foind the place?' he asked when I'd bought him a drink. 'Yon Calvert, ees roind the bend, ee is - as mad as a atter.'
'He told me about his sister,' I said.
'Aah, is sister. .. she were a witch, that un, an one noight we -'
'Shut up, you old tosser,' the barman said.
I keep meaning to go back to see how Calvert is getting on.