Dr Ron's Laughter Clinic: One-Way Trips
Will you still be heading south after reading Ron Pataky’s rhyme?
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Yea and Nay Tips for Fast One-Way Trips
(Condensed from ‘Amazonia: A Quick Wrap’ by the late Hyman (Hy) Strung
Abstain from fresh fruits
(You can eat boiled roots)
Lakes aren’t for swimmin’
Do not touch the women
The water’s just fair
Do not breathe the air
When in the interior
You will be inferior
Don’t bother to pack
(You ain’t comin’ back)
