Here's Alison: The Naked Bus
The naked bus company is a low fare bus company which operates in New Zealand. www.nakedbus.com
Thoughts of being one of their passengers inspired Alison Ross to write the following poem.
I’d like to take a ride
In the Naked Bus
But I wouldn’t take my clothes off
Though I know they’d make a fuss.
Their fares are most respectable
Just a dollar, city to city
Plus a booking fee of seventy cents
It really is a pity.
I think I recognize that guy
Behind me in the queue
Perhaps he is a pervert
Good lord what shall I do?
I’ll never find a bus as cheap
And I so long to cross the straight
(I think it was in high-school
That he asked me for a date)
This naked bus might be real cheap
But in truth I’m rather shy
So I’ll have to miss this trip today
And go home and have a cry!
