Here's Alison: A Naughty Word (A Young Boy’s Thoughts)
When a young lad writes a naughty word on the side of a van drastic measures are called for, as Alison Ross's poem reveals.
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I wrote a naughty word
On the van today
And Mother got the soap
What more is there to say?
She rammed it down my throat
My teeth she nearly busted
I hate the taste of soap…
But suppose she’d used the Mustard?
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