Fast Fiction: Dan's Quirk
…The sun cut swathes through the trees as I lowered her down.
'Yes, that's right,' she said, wriggling, 'tell me later.'…
And what was her reaction when she heard of Dan’s quirk. Richard Mallinson tells a woodland tale.
As we walked on the downs, Pearl said, 'My Aunt Lucinda was in rep with Dan in the old days ... at Margate and Newquay and . . . places.'
'Your Aunt Lucinda?'
'Yes, she used to play the pretty daughter type. Then she became a vocalist on the wireless.'
'And what is she now?'
'A retired vocalist.' (I deserved that.)
I put my arm round her. She was wearing a thin summer dress and not much else, as far as I could tell.
'Did your Aunt Lucinda know Dan intimately?'
'No, I shouldn't think so ... not like Brian.'
'Brian?'
'Yes, the man she married. He's dead now - he was a bookmaker.'
I caressed her as we walked.
'Was your Aunt Lucinda aware of Dan's quirk?'
'Quirk? I shouldn't think so ... why, what was his quirk?'
We entered a cluster of trees.
'Never mind about it now,' I said, 'I'll tell you later.'
The sun cut swathes through the trees as I lowered her down.
'Yes, that's right,' she said, wriggling, 'tell me later.'
*
That night in bed at our digs I told her.
'Well, who'd have thought it?' she said. 'I'll talk to him about it. I've always wanted to know exactly how they -'
'Don't you dare,' I said. She rolled about, laughing.
There was a knock on the wall. She sat up, wide eyed, bare breasted.
'That'll be him,' she said and we clutched each other in silent hysterics.
Happy, silly days, all gone now.