Dr Ron's Laughter Clinic: A Little Oil And Crinkly Foil
Ron Pataky's rhyme concerns a lady who "bakes'' - herself.
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A Little Oil, Crinkly Foil and Some Sun And That Baby is Done!
The "Dame of the Year"
When she plans to appear
Will slather her body with oil.
And then (hiding wrinkles)
She dons (till it crinkles)
A gown of aluminum foil.
She then will go out
(Near the wall with the grout)
To recline for an hour in the sun.
And when she is sure
That her juices are pure
She checks, and declares that she's done!
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