Dr Ron's Laughter Clinic: A Soggy Whistle
There’s a time to kiss, and a time not to kiss, as Ron Pataky’s poem reveals.
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Know a Soggy Whistle When You See It?
Hildagarde Schlissel
When wetting her whistle
(Will pucker until she gets groggy)
Then she’ll say (without bliss)
When asked for a kiss,
“I can’t now . . .
My whistle is soggy!”
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