Dr Ron's Laughter Clinic: Hospital Blues
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Hospital Blues
Or: If it's not too much trouble, Doctor,
This man over here isn't breathing
That last buzz made three ... Oh my soul for a pill!
Helen Keller could see that I'm desperately ill.
Oh where are the docs when a fellow's in need?
Would a visable pox serve to augment their speed?
Or perhaps if I die (and I will at this pace)
They will deign with a sign to reopen my case
At least if I go then, before I awaken
They finally will know then that I wasn't fakin'.