Dr Ron's Laughter Clinic: Nip And Tuck
So what happened in the battle between Nip and Tuck? Ron Pataky's rhyme reveals all.
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Happier for Tuck, Nip was the Only One Beckoned
Nipper and Tucker were battling fools
(At least said the guys who had planned it)
The former came in with inadequate tools
And the boxing fans barely could stand it.
Tuck pummeled Nip in the very first round
(This Tucker was clearly no faker)
Poor Nip with no zip, plus a slip in his grip...
And Nip was recalled by his maker!
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