Dr Ron's Laughter Clinic: Mint May Be OK With Lamb, But This Is Too much Of A Bad Thing
Oh dear, the things they do at fancy dress parties.
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There’ll be a Hot Time in the Old Slammer Tonight
(The county will naturally provide him with a new costume.)
To a party in Flint
He arrived dressed as mint
And Jessica’s gaze
Made him bolder.
She came as ham
But he thought she said ‘lamb’
And he sprinkled himself
On her shoulder.
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