Dr Ron's Laughter Clinic: Some Teeth!
Old Cyrus was inventive when it came to picking his teeth, as Ron Patakay's poem reveals.
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Doc Grubenlooper said Cyrus' teeth were "truily extraordinary."
Cyrus Jones
Had spindly bones
(Hence this lack-of-couth-trick).
All supper long
He'd flake a prong
And use it as a toothpick.
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