Dr Ron's Laughter Clinic: Self-conscious Nick
No matter how hard poor Nick tried he only succeeded in reducing his height, as Ron Pataky reveals.
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Lulu Didn’t Mind The Tic: But She Did Have A Problem With Him Being So Vertically Challenged
Self-conscious Nick
Had a visible tic
So he tried every trick just to court her
He’d spin round and round
Until screwed in the ground
But the exercise just made him shorter
