Laugh With Lisa: Is It Me Or What?
Lisa DeMarco’s gag confirms that some doctors do have a sense of humour.
A woman rushes to see her doctor looking very worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and I saw my hair was all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and bugged out, and I had a corpse-like look on my face. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor looks her over for a few minutes, and then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you one thing, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
