Laugh With Lisa: Dumb Men Jokes
Lisa DeMarco brings a hatful of brilliant gags which will make men wince - assuming they are bright enough to understand them.
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Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them.
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What is the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature.
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What is a man's idea of helping with house work? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
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What is the difference between a man and E.T? E.T phones home.
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Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men? Because when it's time to go back to his childhood, he is already there.
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What did God say after he created man? I could do better.
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How do women define a 50/50 relationship? We cook/they eat, we clean/they dirty, we iron/they wrinkle.
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What is the best way to force a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
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How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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What does a guy consider a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.
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How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
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Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space at least the women will ask for directions.
