Dr Ron's Laughter Clinic: Naughty Miss Horner
Naughty Miss Horner should not have tried to raise cash in that way!
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Worse Yet: Funny Slippers, Chipped Beef...And No Cigarettes!
Little Miss Horner
Stood on a corner
Imagining lunch at a diner
She did something rash
When she tried to raise cash
By over-befriending a minor
Now she's quick to agree
That there are other ways
And her lunches are free
For the next ninety days
