Fast Fiction: Off The Premises
Can Sadie be charmed into submission?
Richard Mallinson tells a tale which involves a lady who is different.
'Don't go on about it, Sadie, for god's sake.'
'Why shouldn't I?'
'Because in this organisation, my dear, it is simply not done to - '
'Upset the applecart?'
'Well, I wouldn't have put it quite like that.'
'No, I don't suppose you would . . . But you knew when you hired me that I was different . . . You knew I'd speak my mind, didn't you? I'll tell you this, I never expected to find the level of idleness and incompetence that I've come across here in the short time that I've . . . Surely you must have known about it? And you must have realised I'd kick up a fuss?'
'Aagh . . . look, Sadie, I think the best thing we can do in the circumstances is to have a drink off the premises . . . Will you meet me in the Golden Cock at six-thirty? I'll be standing at the bar with a much-needed scotch in my hand.'
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'Sorry I'm late,' she said.
'Don't worry ... My word, Sadie, you look stunning. What'll you have?'
'Oh, a much-needed gin and tonic, please.'
'Ha, ha, touche . . . Now, let's go and sit over there, shall we? You look so different with your hair down . . . Has anybody told you that you have beautiful - '
'Eyes? Yes, lots of married men.'
'Ha, ha, I'm divorced ... But let's talk about you. In my opinion-'
'Wait a minute, you're trying to charm me into submission, aren't you?'
'Good heavens, Sadie, whatever gave you that idea?'
'Well... it is a possibility, isn't it?'
