Laugh With Lisa: Proper Instructions
What a pity Morris's ears weren't as healthy as the rest of him!
Lisa DeMarco brings us another choice gag.
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A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple days after that, the doctor saw him again with the same young lady, but this time he spoke to Morris. “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
Morris replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”
The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. I said, you’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.”
