Laugh With Lisa: I'm Broke
Lisa DeMarco's gag tells of a vacuum cleaner who got one very big surprise.
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Yesterday, I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.”
“Go away.” I said. “I haven’t got any money. I am broke.” I yelled as I proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. “Don’t be too hasty,” he said. “Not until you’ve at least seen my demonstration.” And with that, he emptied a large bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet.
“If this vacuum cleaner does not remove every trace of this horse manure from your carpet, I will personally eat the remainder.”
I stepped back and said, “Well I hope you’ve got a good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.”
