Dr Ron's Laughter Clinic: Unwise Petting
Ron Pataky's poem tells of a burglar who at least tried to make friends.
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The drunken burglar
Told the cops
"I diidn't shay it hit me.
I tried my besht
To pet the chest
An' then it barked
'n bit me.''
