Dr Ron's Laughter Clinic: Famed For A Reason
You could say Simon Melchez is famous. Then again, you could say he's infamous.
Ron Pataky brings us another jocular poem.
The man Simon Melchez
Was jailed for his belches
Which sometimes were said
To dent ears
His burps were so quick
And so ungodly thick
They could only be sliced
Through steel bars.
