Dr Ron's Laughter Clinic: Buzzing The Round Table
A swarm of killer bees brought King Arthur to his knees, according to Ron Pataky.
A swarm of killer bees
Brought King Arthur to his knees
By stinging through the thickness of his armour
The one especially mean
Was Old Bea, their Killer Queen
Although Arthur said he didn't want to harm her
Still many came to hate her
When a thousand punctures later
Poor Arthur had to take to his bed
And they really started seething
When poor Arthur cut off breathing
And they finally knew chivalry was dead
