Dr Ron's Laughter Clinic: History Update
Ron Pataky creates a whole new conception of certain historic characters.
Galahad
Was awfully bad
When ladies would demure
He dirtied floors
and hid their drawers
And made them call him Sir
Mary, too
A nasty shrew
Unleashed her share of plots
as to the rest
we know her best
As Mary Queen of Snots
Lancelot
would dance a lot
but never with a missy
with powdered hair
and underwear
Sir Lancey was a sissy
