Laugh With Lisa: Gonna Be A Bear
Lisa DeMarco reveals an ardent wish for the life to come.
In this life I am a woman.
In my next life though, I’d like to come back as a bear. BECAUSE, when you are a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl bear, you even get to birth your children (who are the size of a walnut) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. That sounds great.
Plus, when you are a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs, and if your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
Finally, if you are a female bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. Not to mention, he expects that you will have hairy legs and excesses body fat.
Yup! I am definitely coming back as a girl bear!
