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Laugh With Lisa: All The Equipment

Lisa DeMarco brings us another chuckle.

One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out for some quiet reading time. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning Ma’am. What are you doing?”

“Reading a book,” she replies. (Thinking, isn’t it obvious?)

“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informed her.

“I’m sorry officer, but I am not fishing. I’m reading.”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” said the woman.

“But I haven’t even touched you,” said the game warden.

“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”

“Have a nice day Ma’am,” he said as he pulled away.

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