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Laugh With Lisa: Would You Marry Again?

Lisa DeMarco brings us another laugh-out-loud gag.

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks, “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”

“Definitely not!” the husband answers.

“Why not? Don’t you like being married?” she asks.

“Of course I do.”

“Then why wouldn’t you remarry?” she questions.

“Okay, okay,” the husband says. “I’d get married again.”

“You would?” she says with a look.

He groans. “Would you live in our house?” his wife asks?

“Sure, it’s a great house.”

“Would you sleep with her in our bed?”

“Where else would we sleep?” he answers.

“Would you let her drive my car?”

“Probably, it is almost new.”

She asks, “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”

“That would seem like the proper thing to do,” he says.

“Would you give her my jewelry?”

“No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”

“Would you take her golfing with you? She asks.

“Yes, those are always good times.” he answers.

“Would she use my clubs?

“No, she’s left-handed.”

Short pause.

“Ooops!” he whispers.

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