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November 02, 2013

Some Of My Parts Now Rated Hinge-Worthy

Ron Pataky tells of a chap now in need of mechanical help.

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October 25, 2013

Should You Somehow Backfire It Could All Go The Other Way

Ron Pataky offers sound anatomical advice.

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October 18, 2013

Heaven Finally Explains Lawyer's Most-Favored Status

Ron Pataky reminds us of the status of lawyers.

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October 11, 2013

Nature May Well Abhor A Vacuum: But I Sir Utterly Deny Nature!

Ron Pataky disagrees with Nature.

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October 04, 2013

The Ballad Of Harry Jemima

Ron Pataky tells the richly comic tale concerning much loved Harry Jemima, a man whose glistening pate would have made a billiard ball "look positively unkempt".

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The Ballad Of Harry Jemima

Ron Pataky tells the richly comic tale concerning much loved Harry Jemima, a man whose glistening pate would have made a billiard ball "look positively unkempt".

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September 27, 2013

Regarding The Vast Insecure Majority

Ron Pataky says a great deal about the human condition - in just four lines.

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September 20, 2013

There Was However No Concealing Her Hump!

Young Princess Rose had a most unfortunate nose, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.

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September 13, 2013

Lesson Two - Today: Free Verse

Read Ron Pataky's poem and enjoy being squggered.

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September 06, 2013

A Sad Story With A Decidedly Optical Twist

Some boys have a wicked sense of humour, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.

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August 23, 2013

Messy Harvest

Ron Pataky's poem emphasises caution before swallowing.

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August 16, 2013

They Have Their Special Way Of Brightening An Abode

Ron Pataky brings us another poem with a chuckle in its tail.

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They Have Their Special Way Of Brightening An Abode

Ron Pataky brings us another poem with a chuckle in its tail.

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August 09, 2013

They Have Their Special Way Of Brightening An Abode

Ron Pataky's poem emphasises that children really are the light of our lives.

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August 02, 2013

She Knew When And When Not To Crawl!

Ron Pataky tells of a lady who knew her place.

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July 26, 2013

"It's Like Chattin' With A Bloody Doorknob!''

Ron Pataky's poem concerns a husband who is not all ears.

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July 19, 2013

"It's Like Chattin' With A Bloody Doorknob!''

Ron Pataky's poem reflects the joys? of home sweet home.

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July 12, 2013

But He Was Sheer Dynamite On A Slope

Ron Pataky brings a different slant on a famous historical character.

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July 05, 2013

The Wife Preferred

Ron Pataky brings us wisdom from ancient Cornucopia manuscripts.

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June 14, 2013

Try To Call Me

Ron Pataky's poem concerns a lady who had yet to grasp the scope of the cell phone.

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June 07, 2013

One Of Their Very Own

Ron Pataky tells of a lady who dusted with a shovel.

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May 31, 2013

Pampered Dogs

That man Cloggs really knows how to look after his dogs, as Ron Pataky reveals.

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May 24, 2013

Sssh International

Ron Pataky tells of the first requirement when Sssh International holds its annual meetings.

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May 17, 2013

Where Are Your Obligations?

Ron Pataky reminds us that its hard to be doing what we ought to be doing.

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May 10, 2013

Hypocrites The Hypocrite

Ron Pataky's poem reminds us that bad things can happen when we don't pay those bills.

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April 26, 2013

Signpost

Ron Pataky considers a most significant signpost.

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April 12, 2013

Exercise

Ron Pataky's poem reminds us that exercise changes its meaning as we progress through life.

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April 05, 2013

Appearancely-Challenged

Some brothers are lucky, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.

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March 29, 2013

Brighten Our World

Ron Pataky offers harsh advice on how to deal with those who wear a frown.

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March 22, 2013

Bloated Sharks No Threat

Ron Pataky tells of lucky twins.

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March 15, 2013

Count Yourself Lucky

Ron Pataky's confirm's the old adage - there's always someone worse off than you are.

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March 08, 2013

Tiny Town

Some towns are way too small as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.

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March 01, 2013

The Cabbage Killer

Ron Pataky tells of a ravaging girl with hungry eyes.

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February 22, 2013

Where Are They Now?

Ron Pataky reminds us of a household name.

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February 15, 2013

Gramps Is On A Toot!

Ron Pataky tells of one old fellow who is really going to live it up.

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February 08, 2013

Wood Chucking

Ron Pataky discovers a humorous pearl.

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February 01, 2013

Erica Bose

Ron Pataky reveal's why Erica Bose's scarf was not a coveted garment.

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January 25, 2013

A First For Mother And Child

Rom Pataky tells of a most precocious babe.

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January 18, 2013

Cemetery Fairies

Ron Pataky says that talk of fairies must be dismissed.

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January 11, 2013

Rose Of The Hill

A passion for dill doesn't keep you from being stopped by the cops, as Ron Pataky's poem reeals.

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January 04, 2013

Knippers' Zippers Rated High

In some businesses you have to expect ups and downs as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.

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December 28, 2012

Where Are They Now?

Ron Pataky tells of an unlikely chap whose wisdom helped to make sense of life.

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Where Are They Now?

Ron Pataky tells of an unlikely chap whose wisdom helped to make sense of life.

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December 21, 2012

Cool Knobs And Spigots

Ron Pataky tells of that sad day when the shower is more attractive than the girl.

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December 14, 2012

Tiny Town

Ron Pataky's poem emphasises that some towns are simply too small.

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December 07, 2012

You're Not Going To Find It On Any Map

Ron Pataky cannot pinpoint it on a map, but he's sure it's there.

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November 30, 2012

The Guy The Could Not Break

Ron Pataky tells of a character who was the toughest of the tough.

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November 23, 2012

The Motherly Thing

Ron Pataky's poem concerns an even-handed mother.

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November 16, 2012

The Deadbolts On Her Pantaloons

Ron Pataky tells of a lady with perambulation problems.

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November 09, 2012

The Fat Of The Head

Ron Pataky tells of a man who survived by dopping into his store cupboard.

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November 02, 2012

No Big Deal

Ron Pataky's pooem could equally be entitled "Alas Poor Spider''.

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October 26, 2012

Napping

Resignation is required from those of senior years, as Ron Pataky's rhymes reveal.

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October 19, 2012

It's Been Away About Four Months

Now what was Ron Pataky intending to write about?

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October 12, 2012

Hell Hotel!

Ron Pataky's poem tells of a small consolation for poor Clyde.

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October 05, 2012

Goldilocks

Ron Pataky's poem suggests that Goldilocks is no longer in the prime of her beauty.

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September 28, 2012

Willy Nilly

Ron Pataky tells the sad tale of Willy Nilly.

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September 21, 2012

No Run-Of-The-Mill Ghost

Ron Pataky tells of a ghost which did an amazing trick.

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September 14, 2012

It Ain't Them Jeans

Ron Pataky's brief poem brings no consolation for the concerned inquirer.

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September 07, 2012

Do You Care?

Ron Pataky asks a pertinent question.

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August 31, 2012

Feline Feasts

Ron Pataky tells of savoury treats for cats.

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August 24, 2012

Who Sez?

Ron Pataky asks a pertinent question. But will they answer|?

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August 17, 2012

Warm Letter From Major Airline

The information delivered in Ron Pataky's poem could be good news or bad, depending on the recipient's attitude.

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August 10, 2012

Three Knuckle Potential

Buckles McHugh was a man who knew how to point, as Ron Pataky revfeals.

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August 03, 2012

The Whole Story

Ron Pataky's poem concerns a chap who is pretty sure of himself.

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July 27, 2012

Tense Viral Border

Ron Pataky calls for an all-out war on wiggly things.

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July 20, 2012

Outta Breeze

Ron Pataky's poem reminds us that it doesn't do to be too selfish.

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July 13, 2012

Notice

Ron Pataky's poem suggests that it might be best to stay at home.

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July 06, 2012

Damn! I Always Felt They Were Sobbing With Me

Ron Pataky faces up to the harsh truth.

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June 29, 2012

Hopper Popper

Ron Pataky tells of trespassing grasshoppers.

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June 22, 2012

The I Dotter

Susan Stack was a very busy girl, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.

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June 15, 2012

How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Livers

Ron Pataky tells of a machine which failed.

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June 08, 2012

Turn To Page 71

Is Ron Pataky's poem appropriate to this computer-dominated age.

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June 01, 2012

Check It Out - Four Corners Minus Two = 0

Ron Pataky brings us a geometric poem.

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May 25, 2012

Another Great New Story In Less Than 50 Words

Ron Pataky brings a poem to set you thinking.

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May 18, 2012

And I Don't Have A Personal Zipcode Either

Ron Pataky's poem tells of a young chap who got hold of the wrong end of the stick.

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May 11, 2012

A Few Berries Shy

Not everything comes out of the oven in tip-top shape, as Ron Pataky reveals.

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April 27, 2012

You Donít Think Heíd Leave Us Without A Sitter?

Ron Pataky brings us a consolling poem.

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April 20, 2012

Ignorance Breeds Joy

So here's another chuckle-worth poem from Ron Pataky.

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April 13, 2012

Another Minor Weather Report

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April 06, 2012

Perpetual Stillness

Ron Pataky makes you wonder whether some inventions are really necessary.

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Perpetual Stillness

Ron Pataky makes you wonder whether some inventions are really necessary.

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March 30, 2012

Hiresute Ball

Some treatments are too successful, as Ron Patakyís poem reveals.

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March 23, 2012

A Fat Kerplunker

Ron Pataky has advice for those who are not svelte.

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March 16, 2012

The Younger I Get

Ron Patakyís rhyme reminds us of the time when we knew everything.

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March 09, 2012

Tree Bark

Hereís a cheery poem from Ron Pataky.

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March 02, 2012

Yellow Snow

Some warnings are worth heeding, as Ron Patakyís poem reveals.

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February 24, 2012

The Blibble

Would you eat a blibble? Read Ron Patakyís poem Ė then make up your mind.

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February 17, 2012

Ad-verbs

Ron Patakyís poem tells us of that wordsman, Professor DeGlurbs.

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February 10, 2012

So Much For College

Ron Patakyís poem makes you wonder whether college is worthwhile.

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February 03, 2012

The Early Bird

Ron Pataky reminds us that there are two sides to every meal.

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January 27, 2012

Sweet Dreams

Ron Pataky offers a new excuse for being fat.

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January 20, 2012

A Suffering Fool

There are some things that even a champion fixer cannot fix as Ron Patakyís poem reveals.

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January 13, 2012

Old Queen Bess

Ron Pataky tells of old Queen Bess, who was a horrible mess.

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January 06, 2012

Ouch!

Ron Pataky's poem tells of a trick too far.

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December 23, 2011

Water Safety

Ron Pataky has some guidance on how to survivie in water.

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December 16, 2011

Scoffing Proves Superb Sloth-Balm

Ron Pataky's poem gives comfort to the non-athletic.

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December 09, 2011

Gerbil Twins Announce Move

Ron Pataky explains why the Gerbil twins had to change their jobs.

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December 02, 2011

Scoffing Proves Superb Sloth-Balm

Ron Pataky's poem offers comfort to the couch-potato brigade.

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November 25, 2011

A Recipe Guaranteed To Drive The Hog Wild

Ron Pataky brings us a novel breakfast suggestion.

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November 18, 2011

Stick With Steel

It's amazing what some folk will steal, as Ron Pataky reveals.

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November 11, 2011

How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Livers

Ron Pataky's poem reminds us not to put all our trust in machines.

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November 04, 2011

Message For Would-Be Magicians

Ron Pataky gives some invisible advice.

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October 28, 2011

Even Gentleness Can Come Unravelled

Ron Pataky's poem tells of sweet revenge.

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October 21, 2011

The Flirt

Ron Pataky's poem reveals the fate that awaits all flirts.

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October 14, 2011

Enough To Make You Weak

Ron Pataky puts a week into perspective.

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October 07, 2011

A Hissing Sensation

Ron Pataky's poem reminds us that we should beware of our past.

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September 30, 2011

History Update

Ron Pataky creates a whole new conception of certain historic characters.

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September 23, 2011

The Demands Of Women Today

Ron Pataky's poem goes to the heart of the war of the sexes.

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September 16, 2011

Buzzing The Round Table

A swarm of killer bees brought King Arthur to his knees, according to Ron Pataky.

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September 09, 2011

Coming Clean Closely Linked To Ruination

Ron Pataly's poem suggests that it is not always advisable to tell all.

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September 02, 2011

How I Took Care Of The Knuckles Guy

So who is controlling this fight?

Ron Pataky brings us another remarkable rhyme.

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August 26, 2011

There's A Message Here Somewhere

Ron Pataky brings a poem which is not for the queasy.

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August 19, 2011

Drifter's Tiff

Ron Pataky's rhyme tells of missed kisses and pulled faces.

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August 12, 2011

Don't The Scriptures Say Something About This?

Ron Pataky's poem concerns the ordinariness of literary fame.

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August 05, 2011

Merely A Figment?

Ron Pataky brings a peom expressing utter disappointment.

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July 29, 2011

Iíd Rather Be Naked And Nibbled By Geese

Ron Pataky expresses his abhorance of the sqishy ones.

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July 22, 2011

Famed For A Reason

You could say Simon Melchez is famous. Then again, you could say he's infamous.

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July 15, 2011

Native To Colorado

So what did those Colorado voters need?

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July 08, 2011

The String's The Thing

Ron Pataky's poem reveals that Lola has more than one talent.

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July 01, 2011

He Now Rests Peacefully Under A Lovely Bridge

Ron Patakyís poem reminds would-be traitors what will happen to them if they betray the Mob.

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June 24, 2011

Mistakes

Ron Patakyís poem confirms that mistakes are hard to make.

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June 17, 2011

Miss Hyacinthís Confessions

Is Miss Hyacinth really wicked?

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June 10, 2011

Since When Do 10-Year-Olds Drive?

Read Ron Patakyís poem and you will realise the little league coach has every right to challenge the opposition.

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June 03, 2011

Two Better Than One?

Ron Patakyís poem questions an old saying.

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May 27, 2011

A Story In Just Over 50 Words

Ron Patakyís poem does what it says on the tin Ė tells a story in just over 50 words.

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May 20, 2011

Hence The Phrase ďComing Full Commodeíí

Ron Patakyís poem concerns the sobering inevitability of life.

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May 13, 2011

Making Ends Meet

Making those ends meet is no easy task as Ron Patakyís poem reveals.

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May 06, 2011

Errant Toad

Ron Patakyís poem confirms that toads should not go a-wandering.

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April 29, 2011

Stories Bigger Than Skyscrapers

Ron Pataky tells of a narrator who allows his stories to grow.

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April 22, 2011

You Can Take This Adage And Shrub It

Ron Pataky has misgivings about an adage.

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April 15, 2011

A Naughty Bikini?

Ron Pataky's poem reveals what most girls do.

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April 08, 2011

Remembering The First Time

Ron Patakyís rhyme concerns a challenge faced by many a young lad.

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April 01, 2011

The Widget King?

Ron Patakyís poem confirms that the Widget King does not deserve his title.

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March 25, 2011

Horizontally Challenged

Oh dear! Little Bo Beep has been stuffing her face so frequently that the words of the old rhyme have had to be changed, as Ron Pataky reveals.

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March 18, 2011

The Big Race

So who won the race?

Ron Pataky poses an unanswerable conundrum.

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March 11, 2011

Sure Pretzelmaís A Strange Name ...But So Was Laydbird

Thereís a ready antidote to fend of laughter at an unusual name, as Ron Patakyís poem reveals.

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March 04, 2011

A Ne'er-Do-Well

Some balloons are not pillars of society, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.

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February 25, 2011

No Right Turn?

Turn, turn and turn again, says Ron Pataky's poem reveals.

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February 18, 2011

Dog Food

Are some jobs capable of being done by humans? Ron Pataky's pome raises a serious question.

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February 11, 2011

Foregone

Ron Pataky fails to uncover his forefathers.

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February 04, 2011

Blue Anf Fluffy

Some conundrums are easily solved when you thiunk about it, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.

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January 28, 2011

The Cockeyed Optimist

It pays to be cleared-sighted when you're tacked to the railyway track, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.

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January 21, 2011

Mr Grouch

Ron Pataky's poem suggests that it doesn't pay to talk to some folk.

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January 14, 2011

A Penny For Your Thoughts

It's vital that a proper value should be placed on thoughts, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.

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January 07, 2011

A Lot Of Explaining To Do

Some explanations don't hold water, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.

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December 31, 2010

Pigtails

Ron Pataky's poem brings to our attention a haunting truth.

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December 24, 2010

A Pearl Of A Girl?

Oh what a disappointing surprise for the character in Ron Pataky's poem.

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December 17, 2010

Mobster Newberg

Ron Pataky brings us another light-hearted rhyme.

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December 10, 2010

Mottling

Some rides are best not hitched, as Ron Pataky's rhyme reveals.

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December 03, 2010

Halitosis

Hurray for smelly breath, says Ron Pataky.

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November 26, 2010

Bald Saturn

Ron Pataky explains the effect of Saturnís rings.

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November 19, 2010

Highly Contagious

Ron Pataky tells of an "illness'' that most of us has experienced at one time or another.

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November 12, 2010

Unwise Petting

Ron Pataky's poem tells of a burglar who at least tried to make friends.

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November 05, 2010

Daily Watering

Some folk need to be sized up, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.

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October 29, 2010

Ear Wax

So there really is a use for ear wax.

Ron Pataky brings us another enlightening rhyme.

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October 22, 2010

Enroute To The Chair

The chair-bound man receives a well-meant message in this poem by Ron Pataky.

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October 15, 2010

Free Leaves?

Ron Pataky sets you wondering whether leaves really want to be free.

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October 08, 2010

Dialling Up Wrong

Ron Pataky presents a rhyme about time.

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October 01, 2010

Church Bulletin

Those church ladies are eager to sell you their clothes, as Ron Patakyís poem reveals.

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September 24, 2010

The Incredible Trial Of Haley Scroggs

...From that day until his discovery last month, Scroggs claims to have seen but one other human being during the entire 143 years he spent in hiding, foraging for his daily sustenance, living for the most part on berries, nuts, and an occasional kill, ever on the lookout for "blue-coated busybodies."...

The unmatchable Ron Pataky tells the remarkable story of recently re-discovered Civil War vet Haley Scroggs, the oldest man anywhere.

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September 17, 2010

Zippers

Even zippers have their domestic problems as Ron Patakyís rhyme reveals.

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September 10, 2010

Jake Meets The Snake

A confrontation between Jake and a two-headed snake sees punters placing their bets.

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September 03, 2010

Wait A Year

Best to wait a year or so before you start throwing your weight about, Ron Pataky suggests.

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August 27, 2010

Jennifer The Tease

Ron Pataky tells of the flirt in the daffodil skirt.

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August 20, 2010

A Tisket, A Tasket...

Ron Pataky's rhyme tells of an ultimate disaster.

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August 13, 2010

Unable To Talk

Ron Patakyís rhyme reminds us that looks are not everything.

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August 06, 2010

Preserving The Sheep

Thereís problems ahead if you keep sheep out in the rain, as Ron Patakyís poem reveals.

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July 30, 2010

A Sound Prediction

Ron Patakyís poem presents a recipe for a stable marriage.

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July 23, 2010

Some Things Are So Obvious

Ron Patakyís poem leaves little room for doubt.

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July 16, 2010

New On The Market

Ron Pataky tells of an astonishingly irrelevant product.

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July 09, 2010

Noise And Nose

Ron Pataky extracts a verse from the common cold.

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July 02, 2010

Youíll Know It Instantly When You donít Taste It

Ron Patakyís poem reminds us of our need for one of lifeís essentials.

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June 25, 2010

Ice Queenís Problem

Ron Patakyís poem reveals the troubles of the Ice Queen.

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June 18, 2010

Good Boy Ferd

Ron Patakyís poem suggests that Ferd was thoroughly enjoying life.

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June 11, 2010

Con Lady

It's amazing what you can sell if you've got the gift, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.

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June 04, 2010

Should He Take That As A No Then?

Ron Patakyís poem confirms that the wise old owl knows best.

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May 28, 2010

Families

Ron Pataky sums up families in six lines of verse.

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May 21, 2010

A Closed Case

Some cases seem to be open and shut, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.

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May 14, 2010

An End In Sight

Some sums are not worth confronting, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.

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May 07, 2010

Front-Porch Olympics

Ron Pataky celebrates that inadvertant athlete, Uncle Dodds.

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April 30, 2010

Considering My Option

Ron Pataky remembers that there is some value in being over the hill

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April 23, 2010

It's Time We Knew

Ron Pataky is itching to know the truth about time.

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April 16, 2010

A Perplexing Pickle

So when it comes to pickling pepper who was the one who was pickled?

Ron Pataky's poem suggests an answer.

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April 09, 2010

Naughty Miss Horner

Naughty Miss Horner should not have tried to raise cash in that way!

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April 02, 2010

Help From The Lunch Buddy

Ron Pataky's poem presents the perfect antidote to putting on those extra pounds.

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March 26, 2010

And Now Respectfully Ė A Question For The Pope

Ron Pataky regrets the way the calendar is arranged.

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March 19, 2010

When To Do It

Never mind what he did, When did he do it?

Ron Pataky has more fun with words.

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March 12, 2010

Some Writer!

Ron Pataky's rhyme tells of the most admired writer ever to put pen to paper.

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March 05, 2010

It's Coming This Way!

Ron Pataky tells of a scary weather team.

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February 26, 2010

We Are Not Alike

Ron Pataky's sage poem emphasises our differences.

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February 19, 2010

Let's Hear It For Disease

Ron Pataky speaks up for disease.

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February 12, 2010

They're Mine Now

Ron Pataky tells of a self-satisfied thief.

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February 05, 2010

Stick To Your Task

The postage stamp is worthy of our admiration, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.

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January 29, 2010

Slop

The diner in Ron Pataky's poem is not impressed with his Chinese meal.

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January 22, 2010

Nametite

In these days of identity theft Ron Patakyís poem tells of a firm which goes to great lengths to keep your name safe.

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January 15, 2010

Paul Revere

Ron Pataky tells the ďtrueíí story of Paul Revere.

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January 08, 2010

Some Horse!

Ron Patakyís brief poem introduces us to a very special horse.

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January 01, 2010

The Sad Truth

Ah me! We all face the sad truth outlined in Ron Pataky's poem,

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December 18, 2009

The REAL Old West

Ron Pataky's poem reminds us Old West was not as the film makers would have us believe.

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December 11, 2009

The Non-Slip Grape

Ron Pataky lays the blame in the right place when it comes to slippage.

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December 04, 2009

Book Report

Ron Pataky's poem confirms that it doesn't take many words to sum up a book.

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November 27, 2009

A Damned Good Thing Too!

Ron Patakyís rhyme confirms that Officer Grover was right to pull Lulu over.

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November 20, 2009

Can This Be So?

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November 13, 2009

Who Knows?

If you want to know your own affairs just ask a neighbour, Ron Patakyís poem suggest.

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November 06, 2009

Half-an-Ounce Of Dickens

Ron Patakyís poem features a novel way of selling books.

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October 30, 2009

A Limit To Thought

Ron Pataky tries to get his head around the business of thinking.

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October 23, 2009

The Lusty Hawk

The lusty hawk is determined to have his way in this poem by Ron Pataky.

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October 09, 2009

No Race At All

Ron Pataky's rhyme suggests that nothing travels faster than a lie.

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October 02, 2009

Pot Stirrer

Big Nelly was an illegal pot stirrer, as Ron Patakyís poem reveals.

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September 25, 2009

Unfertile Myrtle

Unfertile Myrtle had a surprise for those who tried to help her, as Ron Patakyís rhyme reveals.

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September 18, 2009

Under My Bed

Amazing what you find under your bed, as Ron Patakyís rhyme reveals.

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September 11, 2009

Itís Not A Silk Purse

Smoothness is required when it comes to making a wallet, as Ron Patakyís poem reveals.

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September 04, 2009

Foot Fan

If you are a fan of feet you need to be flexible, as Ron Patakyís rhyme indicates.

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August 28, 2009

Boo Hoo

Sometimes crying does not help, as Ron Patakyís rhyme reveals.

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August 21, 2009

Boat Builders

Ron Patakyís rhyme poses the question: Who were the best boat builders?

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August 19, 2009

Saloon, June, Loon

Some occasions are to earth-shattering to be expressed in rhymes, as rhyme-master Ron Pataky reveals.

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August 14, 2009

Poor Egg!

Ron Patakyís rhyme encourages you to treat an egg with great care.

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August 07, 2009

Wise Goose

Ron Patakyís rhyme tells of an art-collecting goose.

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July 31, 2009

Chores, Chores, Chores

Ron Pataky is disturbed by the regularity of certain chores.

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July 24, 2009

The Lull Before The Gash

Ron Patakyís poem reminds a menacing dog of the threat in that fluffy little bundle.

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July 17, 2009

This Is The News

Ron Patakyís poem reveals a hidden danger in watching the news.

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July 10, 2009

Beeper Sweeper

There are more ways than one to cool a house, as Ron Patakyís poem reveals.

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July 03, 2009

Baa Baa Black Sheep

That sheep has a ready answer to the obvious question, as Ron Pataky reveals.

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June 26, 2009

What Do You Take Me For? A Ghost?

Ron Patakyís poem suggests that a fellah can lose too much weight.

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June 19, 2009

Call Me 3

Bert was a familiar figure down there in the jailhouse, as Ron Patakyís rhyme reveals.

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June 12, 2009

The Golden Dentures

The zestful Ron Pataky reveals a couple of astonishing pieces of information which will change your oultook on World War Two and its aftermath.

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June 05, 2009

College Daze

Ron Patakyís poem recalls happy, headachey college days.

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May 29, 2009

Never Say Ouch

It is essential for some people to be proficient at their job, as Ron Patakyís rhyme reveals.

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May 22, 2009

Postponing The Procrastinators Bash?

Ron Patakyís poem confirms that apathy can produce a brief creation.

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May 15, 2009

Self-conscious Nick

No matter how hard poor Nick tried he only succeeded in reducing his height, as Ron Pataky reveals.

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May 08, 2009

Iím Going To Sit Right Down And...

Thereís nothing to beat communicating with oneself, as Ron Patakyís rhymes reveal.

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May 01, 2009

Skinny Fish

Ron Patakyís poem raises the question: When does a fish deserve its name?

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April 24, 2009

Too High, Sir!

Ron Patakyís rhyme reveals the risk of flying too high.

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April 17, 2009

Assurances For Today

Ron Patakyís rhymes this week offer Spartan comfort.

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April 10, 2009

Still Water

This week Ronnie Patakyís rhyme puts one more old saying firmly in its place.

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April 03, 2009

Missy Claire

Poor Missy Claire. You will never guess where she ended up.

Ron Pataky brings us another unique rhyming tale.

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March 27, 2009

An Enzyme Named Fred

Ron Pataky tells of a disappointed enzyme.

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March 20, 2009

The Secret Of Hiding

If you are doing a spot of spying it pays to make the right sound, as Ron Pataky reveals.

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March 13, 2009

Cannibals

Ah, but thereís a special gift waiting for the cannibals, as Ron Pataky reveals.

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March 06, 2009

Keyboard Inclinations

Ron Patakyís poem focuses on that most difficult task: how to assess a dame.

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February 27, 2009

That Vital Half-Hour

Ron Patakyís poem poses the question: Can something significant occur in half-an-hour?

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February 20, 2009

Watch Out With That Bevel!

Ron Pataky's poems warns that one should be very careful when sifting into history.

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February 13, 2009

Under The Bronze

It's amazing what secrets a statue can have!

Ron Pataky brings another rhyme with a chuckle in its tail.

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February 06, 2009

High Ball

A serious sport, basketball, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.

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January 30, 2009

Voila! And Hence, A Musical Fence

Among the fascinations of etymological research is the frequent delight of discovering new words whose original linguistic purpose bears little or no resemblance to their present usage.

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January 23, 2009

Wind Will Have Its Way

So what would you use to secure a chart to a chest? Ron Pataky's poem brings an answer.

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January 16, 2009

On The Throne

Does a throne inevitably involve royal rule? Ron Pataky's rhymes answer a regal question.

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January 09, 2009

Ferny Neck

Could a boy scout serve as a compass? Ron Pataky brings us a moss-grown poem.

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January 02, 2009

Unruly Calendar

According to Ron Pataky the calendar refuses to behave itself.

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December 26, 2008

Hey Lettie, Whatís This On My Plate?

Ron Pataky tells of a hootingly preculiar meal.

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December 19, 2008

A Brand New Doctor

Are you safe in the hands of a newly qualified doctor?

Ron Patakyís poem leaves room for concern.

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December 12, 2008

A Reassuring Message?

So what was the message those medics were giving to Ron Pataky?

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December 05, 2008

Lethargy: An Ode to Squalor

Ron Pataky presents a brief history and portrait of the town of Lethargy - and you may search the map of Oklahoma in vain if you try to find it.

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November 28, 2008

A HorseWith One Eye

But is this horse a bargain?

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November 21, 2008

Mixaphores

Ron Pataky demonstrates a need for care when using mixaphores.

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November 14, 2008

Bingled Nodules

Pray, oh dear reader pray, that your nodules are never bingled asunder.

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November 07, 2008

How Hot Should Chili Be?

Ron Pataky's rhyme contains a warning to chili eaters.

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October 31, 2008

Porcine Concerns

The invention of the sausage was not celebrated by creatures of the procine kind, as Ron Pataky's rhyme reveals.

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October 24, 2008

A Sentimental Loss

Some losses are almost unbearable, as Ron Pataky reveals.

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October 17, 2008

A Hole In Nothing

Ron Pataky muses on how to create something from nothing.

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October 10, 2008

On the Transcendent Seductions Of Cheese

Ever heard of Swish cheese?

The ebullient Ron Pataky brings information, which may or may not be true, on the flavoursome subject of cheese.

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October 03, 2008

No End Of Speed

A reindeerís life is not always a happy one, as Ron Pataky reveals.

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September 26, 2008

So You Think Youíre Lonely?

Ron Pataky tells of ultimate isolation.

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September 19, 2008

A Quenching Powder?

Ron Pataky reminds us that powdered water requires an accompaniment.

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September 12, 2008

Puzzled Pilot

Ron Patakyís poem features a pilot who should have kept his feet on the ground.

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September 05, 2008

Peter Pipp

Extreme measures were required to solve Peter Pippís problem,. as Ron Pataky reveals.

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August 29, 2008

Her Ladyship Was Not Amused

Chauffeurs must mind their manners, as Ron Patakyís rhyme reveals.

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August 22, 2008

Vacation Reviews

Ron Pataky tells of a night on paradise island that no one there will ever remember.

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August 15, 2008

So Who Wears The Pants?

Ron Patakyís poem features a husband who seems to know his place.

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August 08, 2008

A Bloomer

So was Howdy there, or was he not there? Ron Pataky tells of Western rumors.

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August 01, 2008

Final Warning

A sly little word, that ďbecauseíí, as Ron Patakyís poem reveals.

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July 25, 2008

They Sired The Night Deposit

So did you know that the mighty Rothschild banking family started out centuries ago as caterers to the Crusaders?

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July 18, 2008

Did Anyone See Our Notes?

Ron Pataky tells of a puzzle facing Boy Scouts.

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July 11, 2008

Silly Grammar

Ron Pataky casts an unwelcoming eye on the impositions of English grammar.

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July 04, 2008

Hang It All!

Ron Pataky's poem indicates that enough is enough when it comes to punishment.

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June 27, 2008

Take That, You Wicked, Wicked Woman

There's more ways that one of getting your own back, as Ron Pataky's verse reveals.

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June 20, 2008

Waltzing With A Porker

Sit down Mr Pig, youíre rocking the sty!

Ron Patakyís eyebrow-raising rhyme will alarm all lovers of bacon.

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June 13, 2008

Extra Space

Ron Pataky suggests an original way of creating more storage space.

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June 06, 2008

So What Did Happen?

So what did happen today? Ron Pataky's poem draws a blank.

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May 30, 2008

Half A Century Later

Ron Pataky revisits a famous short poem concerning girls who wear glasses.

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May 23, 2008

Function Junction

If you are selling a pump, you need a poem as Ron Pataky reveals.

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May 16, 2008

"I'm Stewed''

Wow! Talking food!

Rony Patakyís rhymes raise a spooky prospect.

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May 09, 2008

Some Needle! Some Haystack!

Ron Pataky considers the possibility of a new use for Seattleís Space Needle.

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May 02, 2008

Mind That Needle!

Thereís one final wish that those condemned men make, as Ron Patakyís rhyme informs us.

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April 25, 2008

Mint May Be OK With Lamb, But This Is Too much Of A Bad Thing

Oh dear, the things they do at fancy dress parties.

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April 18, 2008

Lights Required

Ron Patakyís rhyme reminds us that we need something to light our way when we go out there where the stars are.

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April 11, 2008

Some Teeth!

Old Cyrus was inventive when it came to picking his teeth, as Ron Patakay's poem reveals.

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April 04, 2008

Winding Sheets Required

Be ready for those storms which wake the dead, warns Ron Pataky!

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March 28, 2008

A Tongue-Lashing For Tongue

Ron Patakyís poem suggests that some things were not meant for eating.

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March 21, 2008

Nip And Tuck

So what happened in the battle between Nip and Tuck? Ron Pataky's rhyme reveals all.

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March 14, 2008

Hospital Blues

There's one way of proving that you are not faking illness, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.

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March 07, 2008

A Good Name

If it's a good name your after then Ron Pataky offers sound rhyming advice.

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February 29, 2008

A Little Oil And Crinkly Foil

Ron Pataky's rhyme concerns a lady who "bakes'' - herself.

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February 22, 2008

A Bad Example

Oh dear! What if your only purpose in life is to serve as a bad example.

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February 15, 2008

A Soggy Whistle

Thereís a time to kiss, and a time not to kiss, as Ron Patakyís poem reveals.

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February 08, 2008

A Letter From Paul

Ron Pataky tells of the boldest of bold forgeries.

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February 01, 2008

Rolling Along

Ron Pataky's poem considers a variety of rolls.

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January 25, 2008

Don't Call Me Paranoid

The guy Ron Pataky is writing about probably looks over his shoulder a lot.

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January 18, 2008

Living Forever

There's a problem concerning living forever, as Ron Pataky's poem reveals.

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January 11, 2008

The Day The Canines Struck

So you thought you knew something of the Boxer Rebellion. Oh no, no, no! Read the effervescent Ron Pataky for a tail-wagging slice of history.

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January 04, 2008

Mixed Pups

Ron Patakyís rhyme focuses on a problem for mongrel dogs.

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December 28, 2007

A Winning Game

Ron Pataky's poem tells of a guessing game that's bound to produce a winner.

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December 21, 2007

Those Biting Pests

Did Noah make a big mistake, muses Ron Pataky.

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December 14, 2007

A Hexed Life?

Maybe Nick really was sick, as Ron Pataky's rhymes reveal.

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December 07, 2007

An Anteater's Nose

Good hubby Mose
Had an anteater's nose...

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November 30, 2007

The Tired Germ

Even a germ can grow tired of her partner, as Ron Patakyís poem reveals.

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November 23, 2007

Turned Off

Ron Pataky is turned off by folk who donít behave as they are expected to behave.

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November 16, 2007

Dandy When Hot

Ron Pataky tells of a lady who recommends a cool snort.

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November 09, 2007

One Word Will Do

Ron Patakyís poem demonstrates that love can be expressed in one word.

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November 02, 2007

Are Holes There, Or Not There?

Ron Patakyís poem raises a simple question: can you see a hole?


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October 26, 2007

Ostriches

You can guarantee that ostriches wonít fly away from you, as Ron Pataky reveals.

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October 19, 2007

Camping Tip

Ron Pataky suggests a way of scaring off bees.

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October 12, 2007

And Our Jerseys Were Dark Red

High school football is a colourful sport, as Ron Patakyís rhymes reveal.

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October 05, 2007

One-Way Trips

Will you still be heading south after reading Ron Patakyís rhyme?

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September 28, 2007

The Good News!

Ron Patakyís poem presents a new way of looking at life.

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September 21, 2007

A Pointer And A Setter

Ron Patakyís rhyme tells of a couple of canines who are enjoying the best of days.

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September 14, 2007

Vanishing State

Ron Patakyís latest rhyming tale concerns a disappearing act.

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September 07, 2007

Cyber Fibre

Hereís your fibre, now have a nice dayÖ Ron Pataky rhymes his way to good health.

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August 31, 2007

Mona Lisa

Mona Lisa has reason to smile, as Ron Pataky reveals.

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August 24, 2007

Old Carver Time

Age is the great craftsman carver, as Ron Pataky wittily informs us.

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August 17, 2007

Expanding Metal

Ron Pataky has some thoughts on obesity.

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August 10, 2007

Puzzled Youngster

There's a slight misunderstanding regarding a church plaque in Ron Pataky's verses.

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August 03, 2007

Expired Time

Ron Pataky's brief poem reflects on the finite nature of life.

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July 27, 2007

New Product?

There's new hope forcleaning up tarnished kids, as Ron Pataky rhymes reveal.

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July 20, 2007

Bump Beer

Amazing what you can get from a gasoline pump! Here's another chuckle from Ron Pataky.

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July 13, 2007

A Gerbil Surprise

...A "Gerbil Surprise" served with newt on a shingle
Her hot buzzard bouillon's an all-OVER tingle!...

Ron Pataky tells of a marriage which brought too many culinary surprises.

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July 06, 2007

Why In Heck...?

Ron Pataky raises a question. Why oh why would anyone willingly go into debt?

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June 29, 2007

The Curse Of A Less-Than-Honest Face

The irrepressible Ron Pataky introduces us to an unforgettable character, Colonel Beauregard Quincy Pugh, whose pomaded presence both shocked and delighted the citizens of Washburn, Kentucky.

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June 22, 2007

No Milk Today

Those farmers know how to get the better of city slickers, as Ron Pataky's rhyme reveals.

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June 15, 2007

But, please...no beer!

Ah, the consequences of drinking beer.

Ron Pataky presents an unladylike poem.

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June 08, 2007

Holly Golliple

Ron Patakyís poem concerns Holly the cross-dresser.

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June 01, 2007

A Celebrated Dunce

In four brief lines of verse Ron Pataky can leave you chuckling on and off for the rest of the day.

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May 25, 2007

A Fortune In A Litter Box

Keep it quiet. Ron Pataky knows the secret of the caterpillar!

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May 18, 2007

If You Thnk You're Cursed , Don't Pick The Wrong Hobby

If you feel you are cursed to fail then certain hobbies are not for you, as Ron Patakyís poem reveals.

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May 11, 2007

Broken Windows

Poor old Socrates. Didnít he know what heíd drunk? Ron Pataky spins out some more chuckle-filled rhymes.

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May 04, 2007

Retrieving Batteries

Chuckle along with Ron Pataky as he tells of an eightieth re-union.

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April 27, 2007

Innovative Gimmick

Ron Patakyís cheerful poem tells of a colourful way to celebrate Easter.

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April 20, 2007

Making Matters Worse

Ron Pataky this week presents a funny-sad poem.

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April 13, 2007

Today I Found A Monkey...

So what do you do when you find a monkey? Ron Pataky has the answers.

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April 06, 2007

Chalk This One Up For The Cow

Ron Patakyís cheery poem leaves no doubt as to where his sympathies lie.

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March 30, 2007

She Glazed Over At The News - Then Went Jelly Up

A huge welcome today to a new Open Writing contributor, Dr Ron Pataky.

Dr Ron Pataky is a semi-retired Christian psychotherapist who lives in Central Ohio with his wife, Donna, and a politically-active furry menagerie including Mr Louie, Mimi and His Royal Highness Malcolm. The latter, whom Donna found behind a bush, is magnificently-striped, and undoubtedly of royal ancestry. Ron believes that HRH Malcolm is operating incognito in Central Ohio prior to returning to reclaim an ancient throne somewhere, and adds that he (Ron) must be careful about what he says, as HRH Malcolm will undoubtedly read this.

Before returning to school for his doctorates, Ron had spent more than twenty years as a film and drama critic for a major newspaper syndicate. Additionally, he created a humorous newspaper feature called ďRonís Place,Ē which ran daily for a number of years. He also held a Columbus, Ohio, police commission for six years.

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