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After Work: A Ramadan Encounter

As Dona Gibbs heads downtown for a haircut she chats to a New York cab driver who has every reason to be thinking longingly about food.

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I hailed a cab on the Upper Eastside of Manhattan a few days ago. I was on my way downtown for a haircut.

I could have gotten a haircut right around the corner. There are many, many beauty salons, but I chose to go to a new place that had just opened down in the West Village. I thought it might promise something a little more au courant, something with more edge- and I’ll get to the real reason- younger that the First Lady style I was sporting.

The driver nodded at the address and explained in great detail the route he planned to take.

Now that I am retired (dreadful term) I never really care what route a cab takes and I’ve seen some streets that were so fascinating that later I’ve tackled them on foot. Take it from me: if you see lots of interesting shops, hail a cab. It’ll be less expensive.

I’m used to having lots of conversation with cab drivers and other people I really don’t know. There must be something unthreatening in my demeanor. Or if I’m thinking darkly, others crazies see the craziness and know I’ll listen.

Anyway, after I give him the address, he begins to talk. And talk.

“Are you going downtown to lunch with a friend?” he asks peering at me in the rear view mirror.

“No,” I reply, “I’m going for a haircut.”

“Ah,” he says and then runs a hand over his shaved head, “A hair cut. And then you’ll be going for lunch?”

‘I don’t know. I haven’t thought about it. Maybe, I reply.”

“Did you have breakfast?”

“Coffee,” I answer and then I steel myself for what I guess correctly is coming next. And it does in a torrent, “Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Health is the most important thing you have blah. Blah, blah.”

I know he’s right.

I had nodded and mmm-ed in all the right places.

“Do you live near where I picked you up?” he asked.

“Yes,” I answered with what I thought what the right amount of school-marm curtness.

“If I’m going to treat myself to a piece of pizza I’ll go to Arturo’s. You know, they’re right on the corner of York and 85th. They make really great pizza. I can find a parking space and park the cab there legally. I’m off the meter. I don’t care about the money once in a while. I sit down and have a nice slice of pizza.”

While performing this soliloquy, he patted his belly with one hand.

“You know what my favorite kind of food is?”

I shook my head.

“It’s the best. They only use olive oil. Healthy and light ingredients.”

I glanced at his name placard on the back of the front seat barrier.

“Excuse me,” I asked, “What nationality are you?”

“I’m Pakistani.”

Pakistani? Olive oil?

“I love Lebanese food! I could take you to my favorite restaurant sometime. You and your husband! I love Lebanese food! He pounded the steering wheel. My wife and I would join you.

We had reached my destination. I paid and slid across the seat.

He beamed, but looked, in spite off his girth, starving. Then I remembered, it was Ramadan, the Muslim period of fasting and he had six long hours to go.


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