« Liberation? - A Few Hints | Main | Texas - Biggest And Best »

Dr Ron's Laughter Clinic: No Milk Today

Those farmers know how to get the better of city slickers, as Ron Pataky's rhyme reveals.

For lots more laughs please visit Ron's Web site http://worlds-premiere-ransom-note-factory.us/

*

No Milk Today, Slickeroo...But Her Pressure's Tip-Top!

A slicker from the city
Saw a farmer 'neath a cow
With a bucket
On the gentle green of Cheshire

He asked him, "Are you milking??"
And the farmer grinned, "Not now...
Twice a day
I like to check her pressure!"

Categories

Creative Commons License
This website is licensed under a Creative Commons License.