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Dr Ron's Laughter Clinic: Hey Lettie, Whatís This On My Plate?

Ron Pataky tells of a hootingly preculiar meal.

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Ollie Oglethorpe Simply Devoured The Fricaseed Ear Nubbins

Lettie Ledbetter was nobodyís fool
The night that she carved up the fowl.
The slow-basted carcass made all the fools drool
(But the bird on the plate was an OWL.)

She carved and she slivered, then passed it with glee
As aromas fair tickled each nose.
Not a peep did she speak of the birdís pedigree
As she daintily nibbled the toes.


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