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Laugh With Lisa: Busy Lady

Today's joke from chuckle mistress Lisa DeMarco concerns a lady who had toom enough in her life for only one hobby.

A lady gets married and with her husband she has eight children. Soon after he dies.

The woman re-marries and with her second husband she has seven more children. Not long after their last child was born, the man dies.

The woman marries a third time and with this husband she has 10 additional children. Now with 25 children, the woman again becomes a widow. Soon after, she also passes away.

At her funeral service, two of her oldest and dearest girlfriends are talking. The one lady says to the other, "At least now they will be together."

"Who will be together," the other lady asks, confused.

"Her legs," the woman says.

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