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Laugh With Lisa: Get A Dog

So why was a dog following the hearse.

Lisa DeMarco tells another chuckle-filled gag.

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As a woman came out of a store she saw a funeral procession heading for the local cemetery. There was a long black hearse, followed by another long black hearse.

The second hearse was followed by a woman walking a pit bulldog on a leash.

Behind her another 200 women were walking in single file.

The woman who had emergerd from the shop was overwhelmed with curiosity. Respectfully she approached the woman walking the dog.

"I am so sorry for your loss,'' she said. "I know this is a bad time to disturb you, I’ve never seen a funeral like this one. Whose funeral is it?”

The woman replied, “Well that first hearse is for my husband.”

“What happened to him?”

The woman replied, “My dog attacked and killed him.”

She inquired further, “Well, who is in the second hearse?”

“His mistress. She tried to help my husband, so the dog turned on her too.”

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

“Can I borrow the dog?” the woman asked.

“Get in line,“ the widow answered.


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