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Laugh With Lisa: The Birds And The Bees

Some boys know more than their fathers think they know, as Lisa DeMarcdo's gag reveals.

To purchase a copy of Lisa's book please visit http://www.amazon.co.uk/Serving-Some-Funny-Lisa-DeMarco/dp/1608600696/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1248506652&sr=1-1

A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees?

“I don’t want to know,” the child said, bursting int tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me about the birds and the bees.”

Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong. The boy, sobbing said, when I was six, I got the “There’s No Easter Bunny” speech.

At seven, I got the “There’s No Tooth Fairy” speech.

When I was eight, you hit me with the “There’s No Santa” speech.

So, if you’re going to tell me that grown ups don’t really get laid, I’ll have nothing to live for.

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