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Laugh With Lisa: The Good Samaritan

“Back off biker boy, or you’ll answer to me,” yelled the Good Samaritan.

And what happened next?

Lisa DeMarco tells another great gag.

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A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the man offered. “Once, on a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, “Back off biker boy, or you’ll answer to me.”

St. Peter was impressed. “When did this happen?” he asked.

“About 11 minutes ago,” the man replied.

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