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Laugh With Lisa: Three Couples

There's a time and place for everything, as Lisa DeMarco's joke reveals.

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Three couples: an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple want to join a church. The pastor says, “We have one special requirement for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for two weeks.”

The couples agree and come back to the church in two weeks. The pastor goes to the elderly couple and asks, “Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?”

The old man replies, “No problem at all, pastor.”

“Congratulations. Welcome to our church,” the pastor says.

The pastor then goes to the middle-aged couple and asks, “Were you able to abstain from sex for the last two weeks?”

The man replies “The first week wasn’t too bad. The second week, I had to sleep on the couch a couple of nights but, yes, we made it.”

“Congratulations. Welcome to our church,” The pastor says.

The pastor goes to the newlywed couple and asks, “Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the last two weeks?”

“No, pastor, we were not,” the young man replies sadly. “My wife was reaching for a can of paint on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there and then.”

“You understand, of course, this means you are not welcome in our church,” stated the pastor.

“We know,” said the young man. “We’re not welcome in the hardware store anymore either.”

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