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Laugh With Lisa: Two-Hour Delay

Some of those little darlings soon start using words they shouldn't use, as Lisa DeMarco's gag reveals.

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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, “All you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop. And all of you sons of bitches, who are getting on, get you asses in the train, because we’re going down the track.”

The horrified mother went in and told her son, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go in your room, and you are to stay in there for TWO HOURS. And when you do come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.”

Two hours later, the son came out of his bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son saying, “All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.”

She heard her little darling continue, “For those of you just boarding, please remember, there is no smoking in this train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.”

As the mother began to smile, the child added, “For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.”

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