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Laugh With Lisa: Baseball In Heaven

Lisa DeMarco brings us another gag with a brilliant punchline.

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Baseball In Heaven

Lisa DeMarco brings us another gag with a brilliant punchline.

To purchase a copy of Lisa's book please click on
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=lisa+demarco

And do visit her Web site http://funnyserver.aegauthorblogs.com/


Two 90-year old men, Sam and Moe, have been friends their whole lives. Sam is dying, and Moe comes to visit him every day. “Sam,” says Moe, “You know how we both loved baseball all our lives, and how we played together for so many years. Sam, you have to do me one favor. When you get to Heaven, and I know you will go to Heaven, somehow you’ve got to let me know if there’s baseball up there.”

Sam looks at Moe from his death bed and says, “Moe, you’ve been my best friend for so many years. This favor, if it at all possible, I’ll do for you.”

Shortly after, Sam passed on.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Moe is sound asleep, when he is awakened by a blinding light and a voice calling out to him, “Moe. Moe,” it says.

“Who is it? Moe asks, sitting up suddenly. “Who is it?”

“Moe, it’s me, Sam.”

“Come on. You’re not Sam. Sam just died.”

“I’m telling you,” insists the voice. “It is me, SAM.”

“Sam? Is that you? Where are you?”

“I’m in Heaven,” says Sam, “and I’ve got to tell you something. I’ve got really good news and a little bad news.”

“So tell me the good news first,” says Moe.

“The good news is that there is baseball in Heaven. Better yet, all our old buddies who’ve gone before us are there. Better yet, we’re all young men again. Better yet, it’s always springtime and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all we want, and we never get tired,” he says.

“Really?” says Moe. “That is fantastic, wonderful beyond my wildest dreams. But what’s the bad news?”

“You’re pitching next Tuesday.”

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