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Laugh With Lisa: First Timer

Lisa DeMarco's gag tells of a highly embarrassing coincidence.

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over on Friday night to meet her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy was ecstatic. But, he had never had sex before either. So he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist its his first time, and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms hed like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack, because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the front door. Oh, Im so excited for you to meet my parents. Come on in.

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girls parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes and the boy is still deep in pray, with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20-minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, I had no idea you were so religious.

The boy turns, and he whispers back, I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.

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