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Laugh With Lisa: Goin’ Fishin’

Lisa DeMarco's joke reveals the things some men have to do just to go fishing.

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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place. First guy, “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.”

Second guy, “That’s nothing. I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck around the pool.”

Third Guy, “Man, you both have it easy. I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.”

They continued to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy had not said a word. They asked him, “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”

Fourth Guy, “I just set the alarm clock for 3:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave my wife a slap on her butt and said, fishing or sex?”

Her response, “Don’t forget to wear sun block.”

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