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Laugh With Lisa: I Want A Raise

Lisa DeMarco brings us another great giggle.

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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.The lady of the house was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?

'Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook that you.”

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'

Wife: (really furious now,): 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No Señora....the gardener did.'

Wife: 'So, how much do you want?'

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