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Laugh With Lisa: Italian Father

You will find it nigh on impossible to to yield to the urge to pass Lisa DeMarco's joke on to someone else as soon as you have read it.

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An 18-year-old Italian girl tells her mother she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, her mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy test. The test results show that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who is the pig that did this to you? I want to know.”

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari parks in front of the house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in an Armani suit, stepped out of the car and entered the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother, and the girl and tells them: “Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation, but I’ll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is a boy, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest?”

At this point, the father, who has remained silent, places his hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “You’ll TRY AGAIN.”

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