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Laugh With Lisa: Shingles

Lisa DeMarco's gag reveals that you can expect delays when you don't say the right words.

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Bubba walked into the doctor’s office, and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said, “Shingles.”

So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later, a nurse’s aid came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, “Shingles.”

So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room. A half hour later, a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba again said, “Shingles.”

So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later, the doctor finally came into the examining room and asked Bubba, “What do you have?”

Bubba replied, “Shingles.”

The doctor asked, “Where?”

Bubba said, “Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?”


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