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Laugh With Lisa: Car Jacking

Lisa DeMarco tells of an embarrassing case of mistaken possession.

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An elderly lady did her shopping and upon returning to her car found four males in the vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun screaming at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it and that she will if required, so get out of the car. The four didn’t wait around for a second invitation, but instead, got out and ran like mad, where upon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car. She then got into the driver’s seat.

Small problem: The key wouldn’t fit the ignition. Her car was identical and parked four or five spaces further down. She reloaded her bags into her own car and drove to the police station.

The sergeant that she told the story to nearly tore himself in two laughing as he pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white men were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly white woman. No charges were filed.


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