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Laugh With Lisa: First Job

Amazing what young ears pick up, as Lisa DeMarco's gag reveals.

A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a
construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in
all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day
observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them
"gems-in-the-rough," more or less, adopted her as a kind of
project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while
they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her
20 little jobs to do here and there to make her feel

At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay
envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this
home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten
dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to
start a savings account.

When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was
equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by
her very own pay check at such a young age. The little
girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real
construction crew building the new house next door to us."

"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and
will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Home
Depot ever deliver the friggin' sheet rock..."

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