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Laugh With Lisa: Birthday Wish

Giggle mistress Lisa DeMarco tells a gag which confirms that it pays to be alert when it comes to choosing birthday gifts.

A man was sitting on the edge of his bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she would like for her birthday.

“I’d like to be six again,” she replied still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her birthday, her husband rose early, made her a nice big bowl of fruity cereal and then took her to a theme park. What a day. He put her on every ride in the park, Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later, they staggered out of the amusement park, her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a fast-food restaurant, where he ordered her a kiddie meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, soda pop, and her favorite candies. What a fabulous adventure. Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed in bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well dear, what was it like being six again.”

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “I meant my dress size, dumb ass.”

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